my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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(via werewolvesangelsandhunters)

Breaking Bad: Jesse Pinkman
↳ Cat’s In The Bag… (1x02)

(via casfucker)

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

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goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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maghrabiyya:

this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

i’m sorry we have failed you

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sluttybastard:

haussofkm:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

That’s seriously amazing.

Woah

sluttybastard:

haussofkm:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

That’s seriously amazing.

Woah

(via beautifulstan)

corgisandboobs:

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

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ladymisalein:

when cats do horrible mistakes

(Source: iraffiruse)

defekait:

majortvjunkie:

who are they

the geese from Aristocats still going hard as hell

(Source: prominent-nipple, via katrazzed)

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

(via 221bstarktower)

lolo9000:

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH 

I will reblog this every time.

Omgomgomgomgomg

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